dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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