we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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