Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Randomize
