I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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