just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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