Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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