there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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