i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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