Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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