found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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