But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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