you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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