You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
The convent might be a nice break from real life
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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