i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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