Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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