addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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