I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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