you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
Randomize
