let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
