"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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