OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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