I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
We just shotgunned beers for America
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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