Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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