those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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