In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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