And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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