I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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