I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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