just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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