yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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