The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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