So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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