Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
