Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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