Your tits are I can't wait for
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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