Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
It was confusing and full of hummus
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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