butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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