Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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