Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
