Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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