We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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