i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
is wine microwaveable?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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