that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Just invented taco cereal.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
