Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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