you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
as a side note pls kill me
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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