You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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