She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
im holly from the hills drunk
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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