Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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