im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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