I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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